↳ I can guarantee the closest shave you’ll ever know
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice
when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice
this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY
When your friend makes a fandom reference and you miss it at first
Where our current Monarch is a Bond Girl..
And our future Monarchs are wizards…
Enjoy your stay.
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＨＡＳ ＢＥＧＵＮ
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail